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When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.
1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."
When you stick your toe in someone’s asshole
I met Steve tonight but was drunk and decided to give him a Utah handshake!
When a female's pubic hair is shaved in the form of a beehive.
I was going down on this Mormon chick when I thought bees were going to fly out her Utah box.
When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.
Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed
A variation of the Texas Breeze, which is used to cool off the crotch. The Utah Breeze is done by firing a hairdryer up through the pant leg of your shorts, which effectively cools/drys your crotch ‘n crack. Pair it with the Idaho Breeze for a great time.
“I don’t have enough time to shower, I’ll just cool off with a few minutes of Utah Breeze!”
See: Hell.
A miserable place where locals do nothing but drink Mountain Dew and play COD.
Mom: If you don't eat your vegetables we're moving to Draper Utah.
Kid stuffs face with veggies.
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Using one woman to create a swirl of man goo on another, like a snowcone.
Dude, that chick totally utah snowconed that bitch.
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