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The box the penis comes in.
Women who give birth to more than 3 kids believe its another word for clown car.
first two points of contact for a SHOCKER.
The place where men spend 9 months trying to leave and the rest of their lives trying to get back into.
Her Vagina was so tight she only gave birth to paper dolls.
Her Vagina was so big there were bats hanging from her clitoris.
Her Vagina smelled so bad that a CSI team wouldnt go near it.
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A yucky icky futile sex organ that gets all soggy when its hungry and bleeds for 6 days without dying!
The vagina defiles the rules put out in predator... If it bleeds we could kill it!
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Sexual organ of a married woman often wrongfully referred as "pussy"
I haven't had pussy in seven years! I've had vagina. I hate vagina! I came out of a vagina; and as soon as I got out, I said: "man, I have to get me some pussy!" (...) married women don't have pussies; married women have vaginas. –
Chris Rock's words about the fact that nothing gets you ready for marriage
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Sci. name - Pussius Cuntiholus
Other terms - cunt, credit card swiper, minge, raw meat, etc..
A pair of lips that have been mysteriously positioned sideways as an act of disgrace by god, with the mustache placed in a normal position (referred to as pubic hair).
In its natural habitat, known as "knickers" or "thongs", Pussius Cuntiholus can be found internationally in the most extreme of environmental conditions. However, it faces extinction due to its redundancy, seeing as many penises (the vagina's counterpart) are finding means to release their sexual tension in car exhausts, grilled cheese sandwiches, and even in socks...
1. The penis was inserted into the vagina briskly
2. Man 1: "David is such a vagina"
Man 2: "I believe the term is 'cunt'"
Man 1: "SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT SMELL"
3. I swear that piece of raw meat was vagina...my mistake
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WOW who the fuck looks this up! if u do ur probaly expecting a picture or some shit!
she has a vagina
i liked her vagina
i put my penis in her vagina
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The sex organ of a female, leading from a woman's external genitals to the cervix of the uterus. During sexual intercourse, a man's penis (male sexual organ protruding from his crotch) must be inserted into the vagina and thrusted up and down to stimulate the female.
While having sex with my boyfriend, I felt him tracing my vagina with the tip of his tongue.
He thrust his penis into her vagina during sexual intercourse.
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where girls love to spend to their time
my girl loves to stay the nite with my vagina
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