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Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.
A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.
B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
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The shit in Amp energy drink that enables bros to chill to the max, and automatically raises their bro status by 50%.
Bro 1: "Yo bro, this amp is fucking rad!"
Bro 2: "Fuck yeah bro, this Brominated vegetable oil makes me wanna chill like the bros."
Bro 1: "Fuck yeah bro!"
(bros proceed to chill to the max)
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If you like rainbows and think you are straight then You are a fruity vegetable
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They live underground so you can't ever see them coming, and they have eyes all over so they can see you before you see them. Coined by Sam of Wisconsin.
Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.
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Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating
Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter
A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.
The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.
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an extremely idiot and silly silly sausagey wombat
That elliott is such a Green Leafy Vegetable.