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An affliction of those that record video using an upright mobile phone - as if taking a portrait photograph. My left eye is not in the centre of my forehead, my right eye is not on the tip of my nose.
This evening, I will rotate my TV by 90 degrees to enjoy the YouTube spectacle of Jimmy Somerville spontaneously joining a busker who happened to be singing Hometown Boy recorded by someone with vertical video syndrome.
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A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel
Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!
1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.
2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.
The line to ride Lincoln Logs from Hell is too long, so let's find Ultimate Vertical Emu.
Slang for the female genitalia.
I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.
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1. an ass crack
2. too moon someone
While Rich was driving I gave her a look from my vertical smile.
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VBS (Vertical Bitch Syndrome) is where your companion is a total bitch when they are standing and/or sitting upright.
When me and my girl are laying in the bed (horizontal) she is the sweetest thang ever, but as soon as we get out of the bed she turns into a royal bitch,.i.e Vertical Bitch Syndrome.
A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"