chug vision

On the Scottish sitcom ‘Still Game’ Winston steals bobbys tablet to find “chug vision” on his search history chug is another word for wank and chug vision is a fictional porn site.

Winston: *looks on bobbys tablet while bobby is away for a minute*”chug vision”
He says as he finds his internet history filled with porn and porn sites

spam vision

A state of hypnotic subconsciousness that your mind enters when you open your Junk E-mail folder to delete accumulated spam and junk e-mails and you don’t take the time to ensure all e-mails are indeed spam and/or junk. This condition can produce severe and tragic consequences.

Last week at work, Mary’s spam vision caused her to delete an e-mail in her junk e-mail folder that requested immediate confirmation of her company’s interest in bidding on a large government contract.

Shag Vision

When the girl/guy someone has been getting close with sexually/intimately is put on a pedestal and looks better than they actually appear to that person

Guy 1: I dunno mate, Jessica has huge titties, a big ass and she's so hot!!
Guy 2: Ahh, that just sounds like you got Shag Vision, man. I wouldn't mind her but I wouldn't go out of my way

wonka vision

To be hopped up on acid, mushrooms or any hallucinagens.

Charlie & the Chocolate Factory ref : To be electronically "'split up into millions of tiny pieces, go whizzing through the air down to a TV where one is all put together again in the right order, but unfortunately one ends up smaller on the other end, much smaller, just like a television picture.

*jimmy got wonka vision after taking 3 tabs of acid on friday night. he thought he was alice in wonderland until the wee hours of the morning.*

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Emo Vision

When one checks out an Emo Dude, thinking it was an Emo Chick do to close resemblance.

Dude1:"Dude that chick is hot!"

Dude2:"Uh... Bro, that's a dude.."

Dude1:"What the fuck man!? Emo Vision!!"

Dude2:"Your so fuckin' gay dude..."

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tunnel vision

narrow or restricted vision, especially if limited to seeing only what is in front

If it wasn't for his tunnel vision, he wouldn't fall so much.

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Arab vision

A special vision that all arab men are said to have, which enables them to seek out other arabs and identify sombody's nationality. Arab vision is also known to assist an arab's smoothness with the opposite sex.

He's Palestinian and he's getting all the girls; he must have good arab vision!

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