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goon wake up time

the time when goons usually wake up, generally late and belligerent.

if from ole miss term used is goon rush hour (5:00)

man theese goons be strait merkin... is it goon wake up time?

by thatolemiss nigga November 12, 2009

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Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


WAKE UP its the first of the month

One of Playboi Cartis songs

WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH

by Teki September 1, 2021

11πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


alabama balls to wall wake up call

Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.

I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.

by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020


Wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy

When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.

Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!

by Comrade64 March 18, 2015

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wake tf up

πŸ‘πŸΎWAKE. πŸ‘πŸΎTHE FUCK. πŸ‘πŸΎUP.

Person 1: Wake tf up
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: WAKE. THE FUCK. UP.

by ✨P e e B r e a t h✨ November 21, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


wake me up

When a cringeworthy Emo kid thinks he's the only person worthy of society, or some shit like that.

Johnny: Just wake me up.
Jack: You, you hell no.

by SagaFraga April 12, 2016

11πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž