the time when goons usually wake up, generally late and belligerent.
if from ole miss term used is goon rush hour (5:00)
man theese goons be strait merkin... is it goon wake up time?
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Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.
"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."
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WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH
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Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while heβs sleeping.
I heard Ashleyβs found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.
When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.
Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!
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ππΎWAKE. ππΎTHE FUCK. ππΎUP.
Person 1: Wake tf up
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: WAKE. THE FUCK. UP.
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When a cringeworthy Emo kid thinks he's the only person worthy of society, or some shit like that.
Johnny: Just wake me up.
Jack: You, you hell no.
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