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Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"
Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.
Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.
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A straw containing cocaine that is open on one end to absorb the drug through the anal cavity.
He loves a good dirty milk wand
when your reading harry potter out loud and everyone gets bored, so you spice it up by saying willy instead of wand everytime its mentioned :D
Harry took the willy. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the willy above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework...
"I'm bored, shall we play The Wand/Willy Game?"
"Dude, best wand/willy game EVER!"
Republican Senator Paul Ryan, who has championed the forced vaginal ultrasound bills both locally and nationally. Also the champion of the "let women die" bills.
Romney picked Rape Wand Ryan as his Vice Presidential Running mate! Yay!
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The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.
I love everything about you, including your magic meat wand.
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Magical, like the unicorns in the sky...
Harry Potter Wand is magical, I turned into a frog because of it.
Another name for a fat bowl of weed
Yo homie, You tryna spark up a broccoli wand after class?
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