Wank

1.Can be used as offensive word, and also used as "Jerk"
2. Sexual activity

"Oi, wanker!"
"Go jerk off, wanker!"
"Fuck off wank stain."
"Fuck off wanker!"
"Stop being a wanker."

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wanking

wot u do whilst watchin porn on ur own see masturbate

i saw jenna loves rocco the other day and wanked hard

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Wanked

(adj) origin - Alternate History Forums:

Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable.

Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.

Given that the USA's resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the USA would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years.

Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.

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wanking

Creamin' it up with your homies.

"I'm wanking it up with my socks on!"
"Go get me a carrot."

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Wank

to masterbate, to slap it, to jack it, to smack it, to fondle oneself.

Ali Ansari wanks off to Sly.

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Wanking

The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off

Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now

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Wank

a collective noun for hipsters.

A Wank of hipsters enter a used clothing store.

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