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A Finnish slang term used to masturbating right before bedtime.
Julle is always sure to get a wanky in the sanky in before he goes to sleep.
When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.
Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?
when you put money in your partners asshole and stare at the money while you masturbate
"Oh yeah I showed that bitch what's up with my wanky banky!"
It’s a reach around, but more tactical
Private Johnson gave me a flanky wanky in the foxhole last night
A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep
Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it
When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.
Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."
Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
When circumcised men get jealous of uncircumcised men
I have relief and I give relief to the women you wanki