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That fucked up wall at the end of the ninja warrior obstacle course that people under 6’0 can’t get up
“Bro I really thought I was a ninja til I seen that warped wall that thing is a bitch”
Time Warp Trio is an underrated 2005 cartoon about a boy whose family are magicians with the ability to use magic inherently based on time travel and goes on adventures with his two best friends and sometimes his future great granddaughter and her two best friends whilst trying to take down his evil uncle.
Person 1:did you catch the latest episode of time warp trio?.
Person 2: no what happened?.
A method of which to transport ones self from one location to another across a modest distance, the ability may only work while unseen by anyone. Hence the aspect of Ninjutsu.
Term commonly used in conjunction with cheating, playing unfair in FPS or turn-based RTS card games, and hacking or hax0r.
One physical method is to use the standby technique to lag the other players enough to run to a new area before fragmented packets re-capsulate and the other players resume playing. In some cases the players don't notice the transition.
Another method is to run a modified locally cached map that has additions and alterations to the playing field and/or characters/weapons.
#1 First person shooter's such as Halo and Counter-Strike.
#2 Turn-Based and Real-Time Strategy such as Dungeons & Dragons(loose-not officially supported).
Example situation:
(Halo:Combat Evolved) "He disappeared, I was following him around a corner, there was no escape or exit. He just vanished!" "..He must of Ninja Warped!"
When you totally space out in school and go to a later class while skiping your next class
Dude, I was talking to you and I forgot to go to 2nd Block. Instead, I went to 3rd. I totally class warped!
Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
A hairy assed man who enjoys peanut butter and jelly wraps.
Warpy Mac loves peanut butter and jelly wraps.
When you are extremely high or drunk that you appear instantly in your bed.
Last night I drank so much I warped.