Emo Week

The week a felmale has her little VIST

Poor emo week girl: Do you Have a Tampon?
Good friend whos always ready: On you're Emo Week? {Hands Tampon

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Bush Week

A Week Where One Can Do Anything Without Hassle

What Do You Think This Is, Bush Week?

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Bill Weeks

reference to the instigator of the "Weekism" cult movement in which members hail the demi-god William Weeks and believe he has supernatural powers such as:
Telekeniesis
Telepathy
High Trained Sexual Prowess
Intellect beyond 500 intelligence quotient
Immortality
etc

DUDE! You just saved my life! You're like my own personal Bill Weeks

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Beach Week

Week long fiesta taking place on, near, or around a beach. More of an east-coast tradition in which freshly graduated seniors travel to the beach to get belligerently hammered, hook up with chicks, and sun bathe.

This party is rediculous, this is like Beach Week before Beach Week.

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Week of Debauchery

The week between Christmas and New Years. Generally denoted by large quantities of drunken escapades and general shenanigans.

This year during the week of debauchery my goal is to get my drink on every day and hook up with a different hottie every night.

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breezy weekes

Breezy weekes. A beautiful mother of two, who is also married to a 36 year old pine tree named Dallon weekes.

Person 1: Who is that Beautiful woman over there?
Person 2: Oh that's Breezy weekes, she's married to a tree.

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head week

The same thing as period week. Nobody is getting laid during this time, and the most a guy can reasonably expect is a blowjob.

Often the only time some guys can connive oral out of sexually stingy partners.

"Hey man, did you bang that girl last night?"
"Nah, turns out it was head week."
"Right on!"

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