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The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.
It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.
similar to an expiration date, if you pass a certain weight your health is no good. point of no return. passing your expiration weight will end up in either many surgeries or death. beware.
"Hey! Who gave you permission to eat cake?! You're on a strict diet!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor
The weight someone keeps because of strategic reasons, otherwise they may want to lose it.
A chiropractor so he can have more force pressure he can apply, or even more likely a large kid who keeps the weight so he can bully his siblings.
"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."
a description for a person, pet, or livestock, that has reached a weight that would make them worthy of taking to market.
Lori is a sturdy girl, but will reach market weight soon if she doesn't watch herself.
That dude is huge, definitely market weight.
someone who is under 150 pounds. basically you're vulnerable to people who weigh much more than you since their strength and weight is likely to overpower anyone who is under 150 pounds.
Guy 1: bro how much do you weigh?
Guy 2: About 134 pounds bro.
Guy 1: bro you're so light, literally any gym bro can bench press your body. you're a victim weight
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The excessive baggage that is gradually acquired over time by a housewife. They start off pretty, but slowly turn into fat cows who do nothing all day but sit around and eat things covered in chocolate and creamy shit.
Housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will pay for all the stupid, pointless shit she wants, she has a right to stop exercising and eating right, because she thinks that he will not leave her. If the man is smart, he will drop her tubby ass like a bad habit and find a girl half his age.
Once upon a time, John married a hot young intelligent woman named Jane. Jane began gaining housewife weight, and slowly morphed from a 9 into a -2, and became indestinguishable from a common farm hog.
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A slang term for bras knuckles
Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights
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