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when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?
my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody
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A take off of the expression "…over my head". Used to describe a joke that was so crude and/or immature, that it's not funny.
Al- "HAHAHA... fuck, that's funny shit."
Steve-"Sorry, but that joke went under my head."
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"Your mom went to get the cookies" is an alternate version of "Your dad went to get the milk" or a comeback. It can also mean your mom went to get the cookies for the milk.
Your mom went to get the cookies for the milk that your dad went to get.
This is part 2:
They then tie the kid to about 500 helium balloons, which carry the poor innocent child extremely high up. Chandler then takes a Tommy gun and sprays in the general direction of the kid, who is still ascending. Eventually the kid comes crashing down, somehow untouched by the spray of bullets that popped the majority of his balloons. Upon landing, the kid shatters his tailbone and lower back, delivering the most excruciating pain. Then the kid, who's name is unspoken in this entire video, starts crying in an abnormally high-pitched voice. This makes Mr. Beast take out a different golf club, this one being a driver, and attempts to either behead the poor young soul or simply knock him unconscious, which is unclear. Either way, both are unsuccessful, and Mr. Beast ends up causing the kid, who can be no more than 14, even more pain. At this point, Mr. Beast gives up and pulls out a scoped shotgun, and starts singing a kid a death lullaby, to which the lyrics are terrible and disturbing. Turns out Mr. Beast's singing voice isn't all that bad, so it begins to sooth the kids pain. This is part 2 of 3. Scroll down for part 3, or scroll up for Part 1.
OH, GOD DAMN! That's a bit for for one video, don't you think?
Yeah, Mr. Beast went too far n this one....
This is part 3 of 3. Scroll up for parts 1 and 2.
The Mr. Beast simply cocks the gun and fires 2 shells right into the kid's skull, therefore ending the kid's short and unhappy life. Later in the video, upon doing research on the kid's life, Mr. Beast finds that the child was the offspring of Donald Trump and Shrek having a threesome with Zelda, but still couldn't find a name to the poor victim. Thus ends the video, but before it totally ends, the screen goes black, pitch black, and you hear what sounds like a shotgun cocking, and then Chandler screaming, "OH, SHIT!" and the a gunshot. Then the video fully ends.
Oh... Oh no... He went too far!...
Oh no!... Mr. Beast went too far... Oh sh... Holy shiiiiiit.....
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Went for an Obama and got a Biden.
I was in a hurry for the bathroom, went for an Obama and just got a Biden. (everyting liquid and soft, not a fat a solid thing)
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code for developing a case of the runs after eating some questionable food, or after a night of heavy drinking.
"How was the show"
"It was good, but all that had was warm draft beer."
"Ooh. How are you this morning, then?"
"Well, the devil went down to georgia about 7 this morning, I don't think he has plans of leaving."
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