Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.
1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.
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A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis
I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker
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A term for a gay male, usually referring to tops.
That butt whacker had a funeral for his cock so he could bury it in Jerry's ass.
A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.
John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker
Ray Carlisle from Teenage Bottlerocket.
Have you ever had to talk to Ray?
Yeah, heβs a total pud whacker.
A red headed milf who knows how to get her husband to ejaculate by inserting two-five fingers up his asshole to get at his daiquiri whacked.
She is totally just whacked my daiquiri and I was done.
I wish my wife was a daiquiri whacker!
A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.
Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry Iβm taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others