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Tits and Whiskey

Graphic version of "Sunshine and Rainbows." An exclamation of goodness.

"Life isn't always Tits and Whiskey. Sometimes you really have to buckle down."

by SansPants84 February 22, 2010

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whiskey tasting

1. a bad idea.
2. a really bad idea.
3. an event at which everyone brings a different whiskey to sample.
4. the leading cause of excessive vomiting, loss of memory, wandering party members, terrible mornings, bad denny's breakfast, and the occasional waking up in a camp fire.

morning after a whiskey tasting:
hungover#1: man, i dont remember a thing about last night, what happened?
hungover#2: was one hell of a whiskey tasting, thats for sure.
hungover#3: why did i wake up with my sleeping bag on fire?

by chemisus October 14, 2010


whiskey lick

Marks,dents or scratches on a car or truck.

The side of that truck has a little rust and some whiskey licks on it,other than that the body is fairly good

by Neeno60 December 12, 2017


Whiskey clam

Female version of whiskey dick.

So I was eating out Karen for 15 min. I looked up and the bitch was snoozing. She totally had whiskey clam. Fucking Karen smh

by Toungepunch todd May 12, 2019


whiskey dad

The true male equivalent of a wine mom. Teaches their son to throw. Interrogates their daughter's date. No shenanigans get by him, not in this household. Probably has a moustache and tells bad jokes for his own amusement. Not mad, just disappointed.

P1: My dad could beat up your dad.
P2: Doubt it. Your dad is a beer dad, but mine is a whiskey dad.
P1: Oh, shit!

by tw353 January 1, 2017


agent whiskey

A very hot Kentucky gentlemen that women should hate but are inlove with and simp over from kingsman the golden circle played by Pedro pascal (the daddy of all daddies)

Person 1 : do you like agent whiskey
Person 2 : oh you mean daddy pascal

by McGremz April 5, 2023


seamen in whiskey

reffering it to innapropriate conversations whilst drunk

When you have seamen in whiskey after jizzing in your pants thinking about naked women in the shower

by S && J && G October 17, 2010