The act of combining two of life's most pleasureable persuits; a wank and a shit.
A) Do you have a copy of the Sun?
B) No, why?
A) I'm touching cloth already and I'm busting for a whomp!
To hide something in ones vagina.
Guy: "oh shit! We're getting pulled over. I don't have my license and I have a warrant, and I have a gun and all these drugs."
Girl: "Hand them over, I'll do my best to whomp them."
Guy: "You're the best, did i mention it's an A.K.?..."
The action of being extremely high on ketamine. May be used as a verb, adjective or noun.
Al and Ozer were sooo whomped the other day they broke the coffee table then fell on the floor and didn't get up.
Whomp means to hit something with extreme force.
Hey Billy, whomp the snake in the front yard with a club!
Verb:
To perform oral self on another.
Used in a derogatory sense.
Interchangeable with "suck my dick" or "blow me."
Derived from the enemy in Mario bros. series. These characters fall face first, similar to when a man receives oral sex from someone else.
Example 1:
Person 1:"You suck at this game."
Person 2:"You can whomp, bitch!!!"
The act of sucking off a juul or vape to get big clouds.
Bro I've been whomping on my juul all day now I'm feeling wavy. Take a whomp off it and you'll understand bro.
When an internal bodily function returns to where it once came.
Anon: "Man i was with my girl, had to fart but held it in."
New Fag: "Aw shit man you whomped?"
Anon: "Dude i whomped so hard!"