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A person who travels around using public Wi-Fi in many a cafe, restaurant or wherever the wind may blow. They are known to code your fortune in C# if you cross their palm with bandwidth.
Most wi-fi gypsies are known to use OSX on a MacBook or Windows on a PC laptop. Only the most dedicated wi-fi gypsies use Linux, having downloaded the entire operating system in a public place.
A recent case study detailing the day to day habits of the Wi-Fi Gypsy lifestyle shows that a dirty Father Christmas man upgraded from Ubuntu 7.10 Gutsy Gibbon to Ubuntu 9.10 Karmic Koala using the Linux port of uTorrent whilst sitting in The Pilgrims Progress in Bedford.
During this time, he had ordered the beer and burger meal deal, however expressed mild disappointment to learn that real ales were in fact not part of said deal. This mild disappointment was soon counter balanced upon learning that his download speed was 400kbps. “Ho ho ho”.
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Two people attempting to give nuckles to eachother, but are to far away to make contact they pretend to give nucks in the air and say "wi-fi"
I was in class and wanted to give my home dog nucks, but he was to far away so I gave him "wi-fi nucks" nucks.
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Idiot, Assclown, someone with NO brains.
See Stupid.
Holy crap! wI-OSMAN understands something! Hell has Frozen Over!
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The title of Dancehall star Kranium’s new single and a phrase in Patois that means We are here, We Outside, We’re pulling up, we’re ready for whatever, what’s up.
Wi deh yah! We've arrived. The boss is in the building.
Half of the town are druggies and other half are rednecks we like to drink beer snowmobile shoot shit ,n party fuck sluts and throw a big ole dipski and the lipski yee yee brothers.
I live in new london wisconsin
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Slowly moving a laptop in circles, as if you were using a Ouija board to conjure spirits, in hope of finding or improving the strength of the wi-fi signal you are stealing from your neighbor.
After playing wi-fi ouija for an hour, I got enough bandwith to download the Snooki sextape!
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To connect to an unsecured network, search the net for porn and have a wank
I was drivin last night & found a connection on my iphone, so I pulled over & had a Wi-fi wank!
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