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A unstoppable force, when your hit with a Ur mum, you should just accept your fate, your life is over.
Joe: Hey do you wanna come over after school?
Bob: No sorry I’m doing ur mum after school.
It was at this moment, Joe got folded
When you're travelling with your mother for some reason and you have to make the most of what you got when it comes to meeting new people...
Johnny Blak: Rip shit up in mexico my bro...
Mack Blak: Gonna be hard without my wingman. Gonna have to make do with my wing mum.
Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK.
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.
If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Boy 1 - Look the size of that Whale!
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us
Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
when you know a girl who has a milf of a mother who you want to seduce (Usually with big bunda)
Hey fitch "have you seen that MILf, she’s Mici's mum"
When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.
son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol
The term 'Robs mum' can be used in many a context, normally as an suggestive insult that you had sex with her.
Everyone I know has had Robs mum, if you haven't, you're missing out.
<PERSON 1> "What you doing tonight?"
<PERSON 2> "Robs mum."
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