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Willy Wonka's lost buck-toothed, low-IQ cousin who spouts pure left-wing bile to anyone who's willing to listen.
I can't stand that annoying bastard, Willy Woka - he's a real garbage pail who ruins everyone's day with his bad wokitude.
He should go back to New Woke City where he belongs!
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AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.
'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'
'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'
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The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.
“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”
"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
a gargantuan snake for a cock
While drying off in the locker room, I didn't appreciate dude dragging his Kevin Willis across my feet ...
an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.
the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around
holy shit is that shifty willis?!
it's like after you eat at a fast food place you just get up an leave your dirty napkins, papers and stuff on the table instead of putting them in that bin that is marked "TRASH"
We had dinner at Burger King last night and left right after pullin' a Willie.
Meaning Your Penis Is Under The Weather. And You Cannot Get An Errection. Excesive Masturbation May Cause Willy Weathers.
I Was With My Lady Last Night And I Couldn't Get It Up. I Think I Have The Willy Weathers.