Random
Source Code
Random
A sex act in which suction cup dildos are mounted on to a ceiling fan. Then fan is then turned on, and a small child (preferably an infant)'s testicles or rear end is held to the spinning dildo train until beet red. At some point, the "turkish windmillee" will defecate, at which point the "turkish windmiller" will then collect the feces, and spread them across their upper lip, appearing as though they are of turkish descent.
Person 1: My piece of shit son wouldn't crying last night, so I gave him the turkish windmill of a lifetime!
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...
1👍 1👎
In the middle of a group sex session , when someone’s is receiving anal , without using the facilities before hand and when the cock is ready to cum it pulls out and spins in a windmill fashion to evenly disperse the offering to all involved in the room
I walked into a room and there was a man performing “the dirty windmill”
Cheers and gasps !
1👍 1👎
This is where you twirl your dick like a windmill when you're having sex so your partner can have a cool breeze on them.
me: genital windmills feel good, especially when it hits my balls sometimes
Sam: what the fuck is wrong with you
1👍 1👎
throwing your arm up in a counterclockwise motion, over your head and back down again (making an invisible circle with your hand), striking the ass of your lover on the upstroke while doing it doggy style
Then I gave her a windmill slap, like I'm Peter Townshend.
2👍 4👎
A sexual act, where a man places his testicles on his (kneeling) partner's forehead and twirls his penis in a windmill motion.
Hey Johny could you give me an Irish windmill?
58👍 600👎
When a guy strips and swings his dick around and around in circles (preferably while high)
Hey, how was it last night with Jake?
Oh lol, not great. He was so baked he was basically Dutch windmilling it.
1👍 2👎
When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?
Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
26👍 1👎