coochie wine

A. The vaginal discharge from an aroused female.

Hey Bill, I talked to my wife and she said Lisa was unhappy with your relationship because you don't drink Coochie Wine!
Better double down on that bitch and chug that Coochie Wine!

Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)

Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

cheap wine

A homemade wine consisting of fruit juice, sugar and a packet of baker's yeast, after fermentation the alcohol content usualy ranges from 16%-20% per volume

That cheap wine only cost me $2.57 to make.

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wine flu

what you get when you wake up sick in the morning, paranoid that you may have somehow contracted swine flu, although your condition is actually just a hangover from drinking too much wine, beer, or liquor the night before

You: "Oh, man, I'm not feeling very good. I hope I haven't gotten swine flu."

Friend: "Shut up, dude. You drank a ton last night. It's just wine flu. Calm down."

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boxed wine

Cheap, mass-produced wine that comes in a box, the kind of wine you would drink to get drunk rather than enjoy the taste.

I went to a college party last night, and I got drunk off of boxed wine.

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wine bomb

1 part wine (any variety), 1 part Red Bull (or suitable substitute). Can be done as a shot (preferably) or as a mixed drink.

Guy Number 1: "I'm sick of Jager but I want a bomb"
Guy Number 2: "Do you like wine?"
Guy Number 1: "It has alcohol in it, yes?"
Guy Number 2: "Then wine bombs it is"

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poo wine

stomping poop down the shower drain, simulating the act of making wine.

The shower smells awful because Spencer was making poo wine earlier.

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