Wonky eye. Eye that doesn't go in the correct direction, or same direction as the other eye.
She had that wonky eye. I didn't know who she was looking at.
That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side
"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"
When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly
Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick
A wonky girl is typically a small town person that gallops around grocery stores and is quite quirky
Look at that wonky girl embarrass her boyfriend at target as she gallops
A word for extreme or first degree gurning.
Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.
Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!
Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!
By Nicola
Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation
This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky