If a nigga is being wonky as hell he could be being called dumb or a retard
Guy1: shut cho wonky ass up
Guy 2:....
wonky - a word that says something is out of place or doesn't look like its meant to be there.
"The pattern on the wall looked wonky"
When something is very unstable,or very ridiculous and foolish.
Completely fucked up and or barely functioning
Ashley: excuse me sir I can’t run today my ankles are wonky
Instructor: what the fuck does that even mean Ashley ?
When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.
You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.
When you arent sure of the origin of an ice lolly, but you want to lick it anyway.
"Phwoar Nigel! Giz a lick of that wonky rocket then or what?"
when you make so much money that you can pay your friends 100k and still have over 500k for yourself
Hey bro, the Chinese deal went through! From here on out I'll be making them wonky bucks.