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Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.)
I had to have a lady friend relieve my boredom woody midway through our trip to the beach.
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The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.
She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.
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Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.
I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.
woody money is when you are in the top 1% of the richest people in the world and dont worry about the cost when buying
The pleasure you get when you see an Amazon box outside your door.
When we pulled into the driveway, Sue had a Box Woody when she saw an Amazon delivery on the porch.
Woodys Luck is a popular adage that states that "things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance," or more commonly, "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong."
Oh man my flights have been cancelled, that's just Woodys luck !