November 15- Tell someone you hate you hate them

November 15 is the day you will let all your hate come out on that bitch or son of a bitch you hate

November 15
GIRL: Bitch guess wha it November 15 and ima here to tell you that I hate yo stupid bitch ass

GUY: hey! Stupid ass nigga! It November 15 and ima here to tell yo dumb black ass that I hate you your stupid banana eatin head ass- November 15- Tell someone you hate you hate them

You thought you ate? Give me that plate

“You thought you ate? Gimme that plate” is the worse phrase in all of existence, saying this phrase as a male means that you aren’t a sigma male, your a bitch boy who likes dick in all of the holes on his body, saying this phrase as a female means that your a slutty human being that cannot come up with a better comeback so you say the phrase instead because your speechless.

Person 1: *Says something really cool a roast battle*

Person 2: “You thought you ate? Give me that plate!”

Person 3: “Wow, their that speechless that they say that bullshit instead of anything else?!”

Person 4: “Yeah I agree, they are totally a fag, must’ve been raised by farm animals.”

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you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung

you are what you eat

A saying that is used when someone who eats pussy acts like what he eats. (substituting the noun pussy for the verb pussy).

Gangsta 1: You fronted that nigga 2 pounds because he was rolling deep.
Gangsta 2: It aint even like that.
Gangsta 3: You are what you eat. (as he cocks the desert eagle).

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National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day

Tell somebody you really hate that you have a huge crush on them.

Me: I have a crush on you...
Him: sorry I dont feel the same way
Me: HAHAHAHAHA ITS NATIONAL TELL SOMEONE YOU HATE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM DAY

you know what you doing

taken from the zero wing dialect (see all your base are belong to us). stands for you know what you are doing, or we're counting on you. Usually achieved by launching all zig for great justice, when we have no chance to survive and are making our time.

"I know what im doing!"
"you know what you doing! launch all zig, for great justice!"

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