your mum's tits

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

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Fuck Your Mum

Basically meaning get to fuck.
A retaliation to being slagged off. Insults a person if they are being dickish. There is no comeback to that.

Person 1 - your majorly thick!
Person 2 - Fuck your mum!
Person 1 -......

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Your mum

My sexual lover/partner

I am sleeping with Your mum :)

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your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

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Suck your mum

A phrase that is used against people telling them to go away

Your such a bitch

Suck your mum

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Fuck your mum

What I’m doing right now

“Ay yo I’ma fuck your mum and her pussy is wet!”

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gift for your mum, a

Something for your mum.

"I'm getting a gift for your mum, a new mug from urbandictionary!"