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1 To make feces in your drawers
2 to become excited or overjoyed
3 To be scared or surprised
1 Dude, did you shit your pants?
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants
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V. To become upset; get angry.
"You spent the money I gave you for baby food on cigarettes!?!?"
"Aw, don't shit your pants. That kid eats better than I do."
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To open one's mouth and have incoherent garmble escape will little or no understandable meaning.
Can be likened to when a person combines two words on accident becuase they are thinking one and trying to say the other.
In response to a sentence that makes no sense : "You just shit your face man. Clean that up and talk to me when you're not a retard."
If someone frequently shits their face, they can be called a face shitter.
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When you shoot your shot but mess it up badly.
Person 1: Did you just shit your shot with Emily?
Person 2: Yeah.
Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit
"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me
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The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.
Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...
or...
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!
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When you poop your pants but catch it in your but checks , saving your draws from the shit
dude i was so sick last night
Did you shit your butt?
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