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Where your apartment, office, gym, and bar are in the same building complex
Those yuppies never have to leave their building complex. It's totally a Yuppie Island
Description: Wealthy New Yorkers from NYC who colonize New Jersey.
Behavior: They destroy communities and pay more than the listed price from overvalued homes. Ignore the previous culture of places they colonize. Will flaunt how they improve "ghetto towns" even when said towns were never ghettos.
Habitat: Wealthy urban downtowns, reddit page, trash hills (high rises), most of Hoboken, and downtown Jersey City.
Procedures: Approach respectfully and ask them to respect the natives. If they agree, then you have succeeded in assimilating a colonizer (gentrifier). If they become enraged, they're likely apart of the cult of anti-whites (woke), or they're just in a bad mood. If they're in the anti-white cult, then prepare for the funeral of your neighborhood. Make preparations to sell your home when houses with a true value of $200,000 start selling for over $1,000,000. Perhaps you can even document your area before it becomes fully gentrified.
Guy: Have you seen what the Yorker Yuppies, the wealthy New Yorkers, have done to downtown Jersey City? It's horrible.
Gal: I know. The mayor of that town is selling out the residents. It's a shame. I feel like crying because of what's happening.
Guy: I hear they're coming for Newark next.
Gal: Oh no! We need to stop this madness. Their tyranny of trendiness ends here!
Guy: Those monsters should stay on their side of the hudson river. They come here and claim they're Jersey Jacks and Janes, but also New Yorkers. It's possible to be both, but in truth, those folks never were either. In trying to be both, they are nothing at all. Gal, do you want to go on a walk with me where we'll video tape our area?
Gal: That sounds fantastic. We need to document the community before gentrifiers destroy it.
A company whose business model revolves around recruiting wide-eyed recent graduates, and then grinding their optimism into a fine paste which can be converted into money. Identifiable by high turnover rates and ominous mechanical noises emanating from locked offices.
The process is similar to the end of "The Dark Crystal" when they suck the soul out of a muppet.
Bill was excited about his new job until the daily breakdowns tipped him off that he had been lured into a Yuppie Mill.
A recent documentary's shocking footage exposed rows of business casual clad youngsters in cubicles too small for them to sit down.
Motorcycles that have come on the scene due to the shows "American Chopper" & Biker Build off, etc... Big Dog, is a primary supplier of yuppie bikes, or go to any number of "Custom Bike Shop" that have sprung up in the past 2 years. Wonder where they will be 2 years from now. Don't forget the vest & chaps, You won't look cool without them........
He's got a yuppie bike because he doesn't know how to build one of his own.
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A lame term for a bearded dragon. It is the new, cool pet for a yuppy to have.
My friend, Graham Wellington, gave me a Rolex for my birthday so I gave him a yuppy puppy for Christmas.
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Marcus is out of work again today, he's down with the yuppie flu.
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An often Biblical or old-fashioned name that no one uses anymore for good reason, or that were once good until little bratty yuppie children received them. These names often hit the top 10 in lists of favorite U.S. names because there are TOO MANY YUPPIES out there. -Boo is a frequent suffix.
Abigail Boo, Ben Boo, Cynthia Boo, Darryl Boo, Emmett Boo, Farah Boo, Gemma Boo, Hayden Boo, Isaac Boo, Jacob Boo, Keegan Boo, Lucas Boo, Madison Boo, Nelson Boo, Peyton Boo, Quinn Boo, Reese Boo, Sydney Boo, Timothy Boo, Vanessa Boo, Wesley Boo, Xavier Boo, and Zinnia Boo are all yuppie names.
Yuppies don't like the letters Y, O, and U because they don't like to think about other people, or how their children will be mocked in school for being a girl named Hayden.
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