He is a GOD. A fucking Legend. A complete party animal, life of the party. It’s not a party unless he is there. He’s loyal but knows how to have a great time.
Dude, did you see how many body shots Zachary did?
Zachary is a fucking animal, you cannot tame.
Bro, where is Zachary’s goofy ass
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The person in your friend group who wheres a Pokemon hoddie and has a friend named devin. Also defined as being a so called "Bitch" but Hayden the other person in that friend group, would say otherwise
Zachary is a bitch
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Nice guy but can be very bipolar and is a real horny fuck. Generally has a small thick dick and scares off all the girls when he whips out his chode. But gets worse as you make your way down to his hairy asshole that can be used as a jungle inhabitant for all animals.
1.) Hey how was the night with Zachary!?
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...
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He is smart, but very annoying and gets dragged into drama. He can be funny. He is cat lover and he is nice, sorta, well... if you're nice to him. He goes by Zach sometimes
Zachary got an A+ in art and drama because he drew cats and was in a dramatic play!
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A slang word for cancer/ugly
And/or someone who’s a short, ugly chode with a small dick and fucked up nose, they think they’re top shit when everyone else thinks they’re a joke and they fucken stink, even when they shower.
So overall, they’re a cancerous waste of sperm, don’t go near them.
Keep in mind there are only very few Zachary’s in the world so don’t worry too much, but if you ever come across one, RUN!
Example: “Omg you like HIM?! He looks like a Zachary, bitch, you can do so much better”
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Zachary is the chosen one by god and he was gifted with the highest most powerful intelligence there is. He is good at lots of things and is overall, extremely good.
Zachary is the best human in the world.
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