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saint andrews episcopal school

Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.

Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"

Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."

Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."

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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."

SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"

*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*

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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"

Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"

by Andrew the Apostle March 6, 2014

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


St Andrew's Junior School

A very diverse school, there are the super smart kids, the mediocre ones and the not really smart ones, and full of discrimination because of that. Gives 9 year old kids a laptop to play with and watch them do funny stuff with it. Emphasizes on safety alot, especially after that year when they stopped doing that and as a result the school caught on fire.

St Andrew's Junior School is the "best" school ever.

by cat inc. August 20, 2021


Andrew Cuomo scandal

It seems more like an attempt to blackmail a government official already in power by another party that wants to gain power by ousting someone in an indirect way.

The accusers in the Andrew Cuomo Scandal are about as direct in their their intentions as a flight from New York to Istanbul that stops in South Africa and India first.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Andrew Jizz Face Rivas

An idiot who loves to "show off" his "skill" which he lacks in everything. Known to wear shades even inside and on cloudy days and wears hats in douche bag mode(backwards). Random, really, and imagine are the favorite words of a "Andrew Jizz Face rivas"

"all random!"
"Andrew Jizz Face Rivas!"

by Yobro12 April 2, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


St Andrew's Catholic College

The most irrelevant school in Cairns. No one remembers their existence apart from the specific time when they're a thorn in the Cairns High concert band's side at the eisteddfod. Everything else at "STACC" is rubbish from their location in Redlynch to their hideous colour scheme.

Which school is performing now?
>St Andrew's Catholic College
Sorry who? Where are they from again?

by LORD MASHIE October 30, 2021


National Bully Andrew Day

Every Friday you can be mean to anyone named Andrew

Hey Andrew
What?
It’s National Bully Andrew Day

Oh no

by Ashthefish321 January 24, 2020

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


andrew has a big dick

Well there isn't much to say, its TRUE

Dang Andrew has a big dick

by Facts Kat November 29, 2017

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž