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Send your boyfriend or husband a pic or video of your boobs and have a caption saying “ these are for you daddy”
Wow man my girlfriend really sent me her boobs for nnn challenge day 7
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Half your age plus 7 is the mathematical equation to determine the creepiness of your dating relationship.
Person A: Is 20 years old.
Person B: is 18 years old.
20/2=10
10+7= 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is greater than 17.
Person A: is 30 years old.
Person B: is 21 years old.
30/2=15
15+7=22
Person B's age is less than 22 therefore this relationship is creepy.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 7, or you're creepy.
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Bush did 7/11 is a great meme where you replace the tragic (hilarious) event that happend the 11. september 2001 with the store chain 7/11.
mike: EY, btw bush did 7/11
larry: lmao, great meme
petter: oh fuck isis just bombed a building.
martin: its just like when bush did 7/11
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the feeling when you go on your old xbox 360 or ps3 and see your childhood friend and feel sad or nostalgic
(Xavier) Hey can we finish this tomorrow I got to go to bed.
(Eric) Bye see you tomorrow.
Last Online 7 Years ago
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when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.
cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.
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a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.
guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!
sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.
guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.
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an equation that means 11+7=18
117+0=117
117+117=234
the answer to the question is 11-tee-7
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