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Farnsworth is a bitchass school , everyone there either two faced or slow and retarded. this school wackk like on god , everyone there they got clout lmfaoo. the popular girls always tryna help new kids with they schedule and give a good impression.
someone new : needs help with schedule at farnsworth
popular girl : I'll help , being nice to them .
Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8 means people think they have clout .
Exclusive group of people who have had sex on an air mattress.
Dude, air mattress was great last night. Sorry about your kitchen.
No problem, I heard you joining the 8-inch-high club. Go clean my kitchen.
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The point of every episode of House where the titular character, during a mundane conversation about everyday life that's not at all medically related to the case at hand, looks off into the distance and solves the diagnosis out of nowhere. Usually it happens at or around the 47 minute mark of the episode, give or take a minute.
The patient almost died 3 times but, while making fun of Cuddy's eye shadow color, House somehow figured out the patient had Lyme Disease after all thanks to an 8:47 Faraway Stare.
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Originally a popular British TV show starring semi-successful comedian Jimmy Carr. Now is used to describe any group of any foolish or comic people. Can be used to describe an activity.
"Aren't you a little concerned we look like 8 out of 10 cats?"
"Nah, everyone wears suspenders sometimes."
A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.
M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)
How all conversations about this show should go.
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A womans dream and a guys nightmare. It is either the best show on television or the worst show on television, depending who you are. There seems to be a surge in popularity the last couple of months. I hate the show, it's just a family that has eight kids.
Jon and Kate plus 8 is a TV show on TLC.
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The Magic 8 Ball Soul is the force inside the magic 8 ball that causes the die to show the answer to the questions asked. The soul is obviously a spirit from within a deceased body. This soul is captured and placed in the mysterious black liquid within the Magic 8 Ball. The soul decides what answers to give to whomever asks it a question. It is usually only loyal to the true owner of the 8 Ball.
Don't drop it, the Magic 8 Ball Soul will escape if it is broken.
The soul will take the path of least resistance, which is right into your body.
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