the girl that wears the short basketball shorts, possibly from the men’s section, always has her hair in a bun and a old ass car (most likely a subaru) always has a double double straight from tim’s and think she’s the hottest shit with all her flannels.
Hey! you remember that lesbian Canadian we saw at tim’s yesterday?
When you burn ya dick and then it resembles a tigers pelt
AYYY NIGGA WASSUP YOU WANNA SEE MY CANADIAN TIGER
When you are having sexual intercourse with another person and accidentally, without consent poke them in the bum hole, and exclaim “Oh! Soory, eh!” As you quickly remove your extremity from said bum hole politely.
“I’m sorry about giving you that Canadian slipper last night dear, I was just a little off my groove, and my aim was bad.”
A Canadian Dino is a rare and magical creature. They appear every 100 and are most commonly found with a CC, they love food and art! If you see one you’ll see how magical they are
My best friends a Canadian Dino!!
When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man
Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack
“the result of being punched in the dick enough times to induce a hardon”
"wow, Johnny's girl has it out for him for leaving the dishes out....he got bagged in the dill so many times he's sporting a Canadian Rager"
The act of two or more bro's staying up late engaging in mutual masturbation over webcam (at least one must be Canadian)
Hey boys who's jumping in with me for this Canadian sleepover tonight