Chinatown Fight Club

An Exclusive, Elite, underground Fight Club in San Francisco. It is located next to shanghai bazaar. Only orientals may enter.

"Dude i got my tits twisted last night."
"Where? At Chinatown Fight Club."
"Fosho."

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Jamaican Golf Club

An embarrassingly large grandpa erection.

Uncle Joe ought to do a better job of hiding his Jamaican golf club around the kids.

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Fashion Club

A group of people who are caring and love to have fun, they share jokes, sometimes get in fights but their all so caring and loveable, their happy. There are alot of noobs there but still, people get over it! :

Fashion Club - N. a place with people and friends, thats what fashion club is all about

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Driftless Pony Club

A Chicago based Indie band, one fourth of which has the power to make Explosion Wednesday a thing. Explosion Wednesday SHOULD be a thing.

"Hey, did you go see Driftless Pony Club last Explosion Wednesday?... Not that it's a thing."
"Yea they were great... except for CRAIG, who kept not making Explosion Wednesday a thing."

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Polar Bear Club

Poal-er-be-ar-k-lub

When one skinny dips in the freezing ocean at night time. At least one other person needs to be a witness to be officially indicted to the club.

Terms and Conditions
*Must Be At Night Time
*Water Must Be COLD
*NO clothes!
*At least One Witness
*Photos or it Didn't Happen

Bob: Bill Guess what i did last night?!
Bill: ??
Bob: I joined the Polar Bear Club!!
Bill: Wow, did your dick fall off?

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American Club Rat

A species of rodent that likes to frequent clubs and bars.

Environment: Dark places with flashing colored or strobe lights.

Temperament: Enjoys attention, receiving compliments, can be annoying at times, wears low and high cut clothing, enjoys dancing with members of the same or opposite sex.

Movement: Likes grinding and dancing on poles or other objects that attract attention.

Greg: What are you doing tonight?
Angela: Going to the club
Greg: Again? You just went the past few nights
Angela: I know but I just can't get enough of it
Greg: You're an American Club Rat

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Swag Fag Club

A large flock of brainless 'swag' fags.
Usually can be seen in town, while taking many selfies and wearing inappropriate clothing.
May also use the following phrases:
OMG, LOL, totes, gorge, etcetera.

"Did you see Vicky yesterday?"
"Yeah, see was hanging out with the swag fags."
"If she doesn't watch out she'll become a member of the Swag Fag Club."

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