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Deadwood Heath Academy

A ded school located in Birmingham close to an area called alum rock where you’ll find many roadman wannabes chilling thinking they’re Escobar after watching narcos and listening to grime

The school is full of ded girls with dead faces like zombies and even worse personslities who claim they can link any guy but can’t even dip yard past 5pm

What’s that prison full of of students particularly ded girls called?
Deadwood Heath Academy?

by K.silva December 13, 2018


Castle Mead Academy

For a place surrounded by a really trash area called leicester, its a bit better then most other schools like Fullhurst(which is apparently one of the worst schools in leicester) . It doesnt come as a surprise people vape and theres lots of litter.The school is relatively new but the curriculum and classrooms are ok. One of the worst things here are that the school starts at 8:20am and ends at 3:40 which is just outrageous, but luckily on Friday we end on 2:10pm.On Monday and Thursday we have this thing called CCT or Castle Character Time which starts at 3:00 to 3:40. This is basically a list of activities you want to do such as sports relaxing stuff like stitching or music lesson, theres alot of choices you can choose. The food might be slightly overpriced but cmon all schools do that, and the foods not actually half bad and they have safety regulations and don't actually have moments where the lunch ladies make mistakes.You can check what you want before you eat With these giant TVs hanging off the wall at 2 floors high.The school is located inside a park with a BMX pump track and a playground for children,It is also located near City Centre. There is also a canal on one side of the school which you can look into and see how much litter is in there but its not usually that dirty.The school is pretty small than most other secondaries but it does fit everyone in.

‘Hey which school do you go?’
I go Castle Mead Academy.’
‘Thats kind of a good school.’
If it wasn't for the time we leave, its at 3:40.’

by bronklebing225 October 30, 2023


pinewood christian academy

a school based completely on the amount of money you have. the more money you have, the more people will like you.

Pinewood Christian Academy is full of rich stuck up snobs

by Godjgsdfgsdfgdsfgsdgsdg March 9, 2017


Athens academy

The worse school that’s very sexist and hates boys they also misunderstand what boys say and like to get them in trouble.biggie and butt Mrs.cocks eats

This place is like Athens academy. Meaning he’ll hole and awful.

by Chatter butt January 20, 2024


ormiston denes academy

The worst school you will ever see in your fucking life. You cant find a room that DOESNT have a drug dealing murderer who somehow still roams about. Food is so fucking overpriced too, mate im not paying a quid for a dry bit of bread. Did I mention its in Lowestoft?

Guy 1: Ok, but wheres your child going when she's older?
Guy 2: Anywhere but Ormiston Denes Academy! Their vice principle rapes little girls!!!!
Guy 1: Goddamn right.

by JensenLee May 20, 2022


Sarum Academy

a secondary school in bemerton heath which is full of strict af teachers but they can be nice to you at times, the head of the school is mrs moore and she does not tolerate any shit from pupils. the school itself is basically the new Ohio to be fair as most of the people that attend the school are chavs and they think that they are hard the school always win a boccia tournament every year because they are the fucking goats of boccia and they also have this place called the hub which is full of speccy twats

sarum academy is the new ohio in 2022

by big fat tubby December 28, 2022


Mahopac Academy

The Mahopac Academy is a program for Satanists and Retards who are not able learn via the Standard Education system. The Mahopac School District likes to claim it is a normal program with normal kids and classes when really its just a cheap backup plan to scape Delinquents and Botards past the school system and have them pass. Not risking the buildings being shot up or an angry retard rip someone's chest cavity open.

"Oh man those fucking crazy satanists and Botards in the Mahopac Academy"

by Mahopachellhole April 16, 2020