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When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.
Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?
Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!
When you 69 and the girl is on her period.
I hooked up with this girl the other day and there was a major shark attack.
when a man person of the male gender jizzes cums in someones mouth after sex
girl: i was open for attack last night
friend: was it good?
girl: very salty but a good time
Taking inspiration from the 1990's TV show "Art Attack", Sarte Attack is instead a verbal assault from an enormous and intimidating Venetian man with red hair.
"Did you see that Sarte Attack? He made that girl cry and vomit simultaneously."
When a person can't stop laughing.
I just had a CSL Attack in the hallway
Is it? Is it that?
Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!
"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."