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1.)The best show in the world. It will teach you love, happiness, pain, impatience, heartbreak, and so so much appreciation. Meet Jessica Day: A teacher, a friend, a cousin to Robbie. Cheated on and heartbroken, she goes to live with 3 guys; Nick, Winston, and Schmidt. You’ll meet Coach and then he’ll be gone and you’ll forget about him until he comes back. Jess attempts to heal her heartbreak by watching Dirty Dancing on repeat to no avail. Then her three new friends show her true appreciation when they serenade her at the restaurant where she was stood up by a man she met.
2.) A show you have to watch. By law.
“Have you ever seen New Girl?”
“No. What’s that?”
“It’s a show you have to watch. By law.”
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A girl who is shy. Hides in her hoodies day to day. Feels safe and secure in them. Usual outfit consists of hoodie,leggings, and hair up. If you date a hoodie girl and you own sweatshirts expect some to go missing. They are usually quiet and loving and good listeners. If you find one and have the chance to have one as yours keep her and protect her.
Carter walks in with a hoodie on everyday we should call her... hoodie girl.
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One-of-a-kind, intelligent, witty, classy, and stylish a parker girl can pull any guy including professional athletes and heirs. They are ridiculously gorgeous and the center of all parties, one should consider themselves very lucky if they ever get a chance with a parker girl.
Dude I hooked up with a parker girl last night, I pray to God she calls me back.
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Sexy, kind, beautiful, smart, nice, cute, adorable, empathetic girl with lots of love she's energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a girlfriend. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and emotional sometimes, but she is loyal and has a lot of fun. She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.
Jordan (girl) is the love of my life
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i'm not really sure what it means but apparently Gwen Stefani isn't one and it has something to do with bananas.
AINT NO HOLLABACK GIRL!
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"Special? Like eat the paste special?"
OI WITH THE POODLES ALREADY
I have fulfilled my whacking quoata for the week.
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Some of the hottest, sexiest girls ever, Italian girls have boobs, ass...anything a man could ever want (physically) in a girl. They usually have long, dark, and luscious hair which is just begging to be messed up ;) They usually tan easily, resulting in the well known Italian olive complexion.
Also, Italian girls tend to be extremely comfortable with their bodies, which means they wont skip a beat in removing ALL clothing whenever possible. Although there is the occasional Italian girl that is unfortunately hairy and fat, most of them take a great pride in their appearance and would NEVER EVER let that happen!
Italian girls can adopt all kinds of different styles (Preppy, Gansta, Guidette, Scene, etc.) - but either way they stay insanely attractive.
Boy 1: Dayuummm, did you see those sexy ass females that just walked by?
Boy 2: Yeah, they was attracting all the attention!!
Boy 1: Fuck, they must be Italian girls...
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