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Slang for oral sex, a blow job, BJ, fellatio
Yeah he asked me for some ben and jerry's after school today since I'm ragging it.
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One of the most famous of the founding fathers. He started out as a runwaway and ended up one of the most loved people in his time. he preached early to bed early to rise but was a party animal in his time. he convinced france to send troops to america to win the revolution. he invented many things such as the franklin stove and bifocals. He also proved the lightning was electricity.
Ben Franklin is on the only man on us money that wasnt a president.
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A child who thinks they are very cool where in reality no one likes them, they have no friends and they ride around on a scooter trying to do tricks which they can't do- also with the laugh of a peacock getting strangled.
Is that a Ben Campbell over there? Yeah it must be he looks like a mug and thinks he's cool.
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Benjamin Hodge (noun)
A boy who is too smart for his own good who is also a nerd and a very wierd person; puppy cutter
Ex: Ben Hodge is a puppy cutter in all honors classes and his very weird.
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Also known as a "Stiller" This is when you shoot a monster load into your girlfriends hair when she is asleep or passed out.
My girlfriend denied me sex, so I gave her a Ben Stiller while she was sleeping (jerked off and came in her hair). She woke up looking like Cameron Diaz in Something About Mary.
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Very big. Huge in fact. He has large hands and feet and ears, he constantly jokes about how big his penis is and you've seen the bulge. Somehow, you still didn't believe it.
Allow me to wash your fears away: Ben has a big dick. If that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.
"How would you know Ben's dick size?"
"Wouldn't you like to know? ;)"
Ben:"Yeah, my hands and feet are huge... You know what that means..."
Friend:"Yes Ben we get it, you think you have a big dick."
Me:"Ben does have a big dick."
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While engaged in a sexual act, cut off the top of your girlfriends hair so she has a Ben Franklin-like haircut. Then Ejaculate on the baldspot u just made and put the hair back on. You my friend, have just done the only Ben Frnaklin
Shirley: Hey, Jerry Ben Franklind me last night
Bill: Oh my god, Gross!
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