Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs
What Private? You don't know how to make your bunk? Lemme break it down, Barney style for ya.
On Myspace or other sites with private messaging, after a series of back-and-forth messages, sending one that ultimately ends the chain.
You: Hey, what's up?
Girl: Not much. How bout you? =
You: I want to skeet on your face and make you slurp it up.
You: Wait, I didn't break the message chain did I?
breaking the message chain
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To shove crack rock up your nose all night til it doesn't work anymore and you probably hurt the next day
Hey, you holdin?
Why, you wanna break your face tonight?
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To masturbate furiously
P1: Man I'm horny, gimme a minute I'm gonna go break my wrist.
P2: Aight man
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When a coward is too self absorbed to give you the common decency of a phone call or face to face break up.
Break up via text
βHe broke up with me via textβ
βWhat a coward, grow some ballsβ
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1. a brilliant idea sang by lead singer freddie mercury of queen. can be used in so many different situations and real life applications. watch the music video for I want to break free by Queen, and you too will see how ingenious this message is!
"Oh my life is so routine, every morning I wake up and have endure the same old thing again and again!... oh...how I want to break free!"
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the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.
text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!
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