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Where a female first takes a shit before sex and doesn't wipe (most likely will be used as a joke). If the female is then being eaten out while she is on her hands and knees, the male's nose will be covered in the woman's un-wipped shit.
Man: So, my wife brown nosed me the other day.
Man's Friend: Really? How'd it go?
Man: It SUCKED!! I don't know what possessed her to do that! It was disgusting!
(Man's friend laughs as he nonchalantly texts everyone he know's about it)
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brown babies is a slang word for poop. This term was made famous by jakeandamir.com and collegehumor.com.
Hey, be right back. I'm going to go make some brown babies in the pool.
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Verb, to discover or detect. To get to the bottom of a situation.
I thought I lost my wallet, but once I Encyclopedia Browned dat shiznit, I remembered it was in my back pocket all along!
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Something that makes a golden shower look like child's play. Not to be confused with the Iraqi Baathist party.
If my project manager doesn't cut me some slack, I'm gonna give her a brown bath! That moleyak! Cordejo.
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You still have your brown card if you are an anal sex virgin.
To take someones brown card you are the first person to have anal sex with them. See v card.
Last night I took that girls brown card.
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1. One of the most difficult and extreme sexual acts to perform on a woman (i guess it could be done on a man... but that's just messed up). This act is accomplished by quickly, and without warning, inserting your closed right or left fist along with the four fingers on your other hand up her butt. This move is not recommended under any circumstances and may cause death and/or breakups. This technique was invented by R.H. in 2007. It is required that whenever one displays this hand gesture that person must first yell out the sound 'GAADOOUGGEE' (Brian in Family Guy flexing to Louis) and then throw out a fisted hand and four fingers on the other hand in close proximity. It is also copyrighted.
2. The most hardcore death metal band on the fucking planet. 9 in the brown is widely recognized as the premier death metal/rock/punk band to come out of Connecticut since... well, since ever. It's members include Mongo, the Duke of Oranje, CYZ!!!, and band leader Viktor (WITH A FUCKING 'K'). The group is best known for its signature song '9 in the brown' which has topped the charts consistently in the underground music scene. When not blowing people's minds at sold out shows across the country, members enjoy totally raping Rock Band songs on Double Expert level.
'Dude so I was with this girl last night and she was bein a total bitch so when I was done fucking her I turned her around and GAADOOOUUGEE!!! 9 in the brown!!!'
Kid 1: 'Oh man, were you at the '9 in the brown' concert last night? It was amazing!'
Kid 2: 'No, I wanted to but those concerts are always sold out.'
Kid 1: 'Yes, yes they are.'
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A male of south asian/indian/north african descent or origin who is smooth and good at manipulating weak women, but who gives those women little (if any) real value.
Brown Boy: "Sup girl. Jokes. Wanna groove?"
Weak Female: "You are a brown boy and I will have sex with you, or at least give you a blowjob."
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