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Larlee Cards

Larlee Cards is a drinking game created by the venerable Mr. Larlee of Demarest.

Player 1-???
The rules:
1. Place the deck on any surface
2. Choose who draws first (if your playing by yourself, pick yourself)
3. Draw a card
4. If the card is higher than 5, take a shot
5. If the card is lower than 5, take a shot
6. If the card is 5, take two shots
7. Play until someone blacks out

I just played Larlee cards and Amanda tried to get me to sleep with her best friend

by DutchMan117 February 22, 2011


Face card never declines

Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.

Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.

by Watermelanin February 25, 2024


maine card

like a man card but only for people from maine that act like a true mainer.

jake - hey can I borrow your camouflage jacket to go hunting?
zack - who owns a camoflage jacket?
jake - give me your maine card.

by snow goblin January 21, 2012


Little miss credit card fraud

A broke bitch who racked up 4k in credit card fraud

Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot

by Miss fenty ma November 2, 2022


Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.

Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.

by dtill April 12, 2023


piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.

Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.

by itstheimplication May 17, 2015


Jesus Card

When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)

I just pulled out a Jesus card.

by Lore_boi October 26, 2020