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What was once the ass-faced airplane food joke of the 2000s to everyone but the 200 or so EV hippie die-hards, is now a boring commodity as much as it's a disruptive industry with a rate of advancement rivaling that of smartphones.
Simply cars that run on electricity stored in batteries, that give the driver the advantage of less fuel costs, less maintenance and choice of fuel source. And in regards to Tesla, they're also now have almost unbeatable performance.
Dude 1: Hmm... Hoh yeah, there's that Tesla or electric car my geek of a friend goes crazy about.
Dude 2: Oh-ok... whatever.
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Intelligent Experimental/Indie rock band from Poughkeepsie, NY. Formed in 2007.
Known for their energetic live performances,eerie riffs, great soundscapes, and driven Vocals.
"Take One Car rocks"
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A sexual act where the receiver lies back as a female partner rubs her breasts over the receiver's body, similar in action to the brushes of an automatic car wash as they move over and around a car.
After I got my girl's bra off, she gave me an automatic car wash. It was hawt.
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A walking car crash usually applies to people who are just a complete mess but try to advise other people how to live their lives. These people are unaware that they're like this but for others around them or who know them it's like watching a car crash only it's a human. Yes Seán, of course it could be said 'human car crash' would be more fitting but 'walking car crash' SOUNDS BETTER TO ME, OK!?
"He said I should try this new medication."
"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"
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you live in finland as 18 year old teenager and you need to build you're fathers old datsun cheeeeery e10 and you suck out poop out of septic tanks
I have played My Summer Car for 22 hours straight and i wanna die
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The relation between car size and penis size. The car / penis theorem denotes the relationship between a vehicle owned by a male and the size of his sexual organ. As the size and overall cost of the vehicle increases, the average penis size of that vehicle's owners decreases in a linear fashion.
For example, according to the car / penis theorem, a man who's car is a 1992 Honda Civic (assuming that it isn't riced up) should have a penis size of approximately 7 inches erect. On the other end of the scale, the average male Lamborghini owner has an erect penis length of about 3 inches.
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A 1994 white Chevrolet Corsica with iron-oxide ground effects, maroon interior, and a "Service Engine Soon" indicator that never goes off.
Hey, I own a piece of shit car. Gimme some candy.
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