Snow chickens

A very rare species of chicken. They genearlly live in snowy areas, In those snowy areas they live in tree trunks.
They eat worms or dead corpses. They have many enemys in the wild including purple woods monkeys. They actually Don't have legs either, if they are trying to go somewhere fast they use there wings. If they are just moving they float. There are no pictures of snow chickens because they are pure white so you can't see them in the snow. If they get to far from there homes they actually self destruct and there are no remains. A list of there enemys are:

Purple woods monkeys, Giant norwegian butterflys, and flying white ants.

Have you ever seen a snow chicken?
No what are snow chickens?

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Sand Chicken

A southen term used to describe a turtle.

Last night James and I had some sand chicken.
Willy did you catch that sand chicken I told you about.

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chicken slapper

also known as a pimp ,a street hustler,and all around sharp dressed mac daddy.

yo check that chicken slapper he got a cane!

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chicken boob

another (way quirkier) way of saying ‘chicken breast’

brian- what are we having for dinner?
roger- a plentiful chicken boob

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winter chicken

any older person, long past the prime of their life

Let's go watch the half-dead winter chickens climb the steps into the Social Security building.

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Chicken Whores

A chicken whore is a whore who instead of getting paid with money like the rest of the whores, gets paid in chicken for her services. A chicken whore is usually black and has big titties and a phat ass from all the greasy chicken shes been given.

KFC's been robbed by a mob of chicken whores again!

Did you see the bangin chicken whore...I wish I had some chicken left for her!

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Gay Chicken

When two guys do sexual acts such as going in to kiss and dry humping, the first to pull out loses.

1) Dude! did you see Kerr and Thomson play Gay Chicken?
2) Nah.
3) Both didnt pull out and they started making out with each other, it was dirt!!.

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