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To coma out on chocalate,to eat chocolate with out remembering eating it, to OD on chocolate, just plain fat twatness!
Suss guy1 : "man i ate so much chocolate last night i went into a chocolate coma!"
suss guy2: "arrrrrr ya fat twat!" (in english accent, like off 'Fat Men Cunt Hunt')
suss guy1 : "it was a good time! Buuuuuu' i cant remember a f*$ken' thing!"
suss guy2 : "good times, too good".......suss eyes......
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To do an awkward chocolate one must get in the "69" position. While in this position the person on top must begin to shit, when the finkel matter is exiting in a "praire-dog" "dingleberry" or "turtle-head" fashion, the person on bottom must put the shit in their mouth and move back and forth in a "blow job" motion.
Thust making an awkward chocolate.
"i love watching 2girls1finger.com the awkward chocolate they do is so sexy."
"thats must fowl fucking thing ive ever heard, but its kinda hott."
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When you pull your penis out of your girlfriend/boyfriends anus and wipe it on their lips.
Chad pulled out of Beths ass and gave her the Chocolate Chapstick.
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When two women defecate in each others vagina's, and then scissor each other
Tori and Sarah engaged in chocolate scissors after getting drunk at the bar.
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Post bowel movement, straggling tiny turds
Pam wiped and wiped, but after standing realized she'd missed a whole mess of swamp chocolate
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When a girl diarrheas into a cup, and then you use the contents of the cup for lube to fuck her up the ass.
"I totally gave this chick a Chocolate Squishee last night."
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Promptly after having anal sex you DEMAND a blow-job from the girl.
After O-Bombs was done having anal intercourse with a girl he demanded she lick his package clean and give him a Chocolate Blowie. He said, " It's not gonna clean its self of that but juice!" It felt amazing but her breathe stunk after wards so he kicked her out da house.
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