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To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time
Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil
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To blame a non-existent entity for all of your actions or failures.
Example 1)
Jim: "Who is Bob going to making a scapegoat for being 5 weeks behind on the project that he's been ignoring?"
Sarah: "No idea but I'm sure he'll hold the devil accountable."
Example 2)
Bill: "Tiger Woods really held the devil accountable yesterday in his apology."
Ted: "I know it's such a shame that a great athlete like Tiger would be afflicted with a condition as terrible as 'sex addiction'"
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The act of scoring in fifa after stealing the ball from your opponents goal kick
Yoo mr. White did you see that awesome devil's reach-around?
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When shampoo is directly inserted into the pupil of your eye.
Or
When jizz is shot into the eye of your opponent.
I got the Devils eye drop in the shower today.
Or
I gave my ex-wife the Devils eye drop. That's why she's my ex-wife.
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Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo-fo, fum
Look at molly now, here she comes
Wearin' her wig hat and shades to match
She's got high-heel shoes and an alligator hat
Wearin' her pearls and her diamond rings
She's got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything
She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Wearin' her perfume, chanel no. 5
Got to be the finest girl alive
She walks real cool, catches everybody's eye
She's got such good lovin' that they can't say goodbye
Not too skinny, she's not too fat
She's a real humdinger and i like it like that
She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
("good golly miss molly" interlude:)
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
While you're rockin' and rollin'
Can't you hear your mama call
From the early, early mornin' 'til the early, early nights
See miss molly rockin' at the house of blue lights
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
While you're rockin' and rollin'
Can't you hear your mama call
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A baseball franchise that continues to struggle despite bringing in Lou Piniella to manage the team for three seasons. For some reason professional franchises in the Tampa/St. Petersburg area have a difficult time setting a precedent for winning (e.g. Buccaneers and Lightning). Although this appears to be the case, both the Buccaneers and the Lightning won championships. The Devil Rays have the lowest payroll and will continue to have a difficult time winning on account of this as well as the management being ideal about the future. The Devil Rays will surpass the Kansas City Royals and Pittsburgh Pirates in the next few seasons, and could put together 70 wins depending on how well the youth progresses and whether or not an identity is established. Mind you the Devil Rays do play in one of the more difficult divisions. They were never blessed with much luck initially.
I really like the new Tampa Bay Devil Rays look, but I am not sure if they can pull together a .500 season. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens...
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Redder than the devils dick refers to the ultimate form of being stoned. To where your eyes turn so red the devil gets jealous of the shade of red on your eyes
Yo I bro are you stoned?
How'd ya tell?
Your eyes are redder than the devils dick!
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