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opposite of drive-by. driving by and staying. something Jake Paul did not do because he gets paid millions and millions and millions and millions and— MILLIONS of dollars to fight, why would he fight him for free?
it’s called a fucking drive-by for a reason. it’s not called a fucking drive stay ya dumb fucks.
When Jake Paul tries to be edgy and justify having large party's during a pandemic.
Jake: iTs A dRiVe BY nOt A DrIvE sTaY!!
Commenters: shut the fuck up
Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.
One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.
A totally real and not incorrect use or the past tense of drove used routinely by a certain someone over the course of his life. ITS DEFINITELY A WORD GUYS.
Dom drived the ambulance and parked it in the fire lane, it wasn't me!
Driving like a pussy is the equivalent to a white mom late to get home to record Real House Wives of Beverly hills and almost killing a pedestrian along the way!
Yous driving like a pussy Christian
when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good
andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”
When a person has ghosted someone they have had an intimate relationship with, but then shoots off random text either because they want something from them or is designed to keep them thinking it's not over when it is.
He totally ghosted his wife, but he shoots her a drive-by text once in while when he needs something.