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The sort of economically oblivious rich person who would consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a serious way of advancing social justice.
That Whole Foods leftist just told me I was literally Hitler for not driving a hybrid.
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When you fart and it smells like the fast food you ate earlier.
Man, I had Wendy's chicken nuggets for lunch today and I had a fast food fart.
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A fast food brand hamburger that's so unhealthy for the consumer, it makes regular hamburgers appear healthier.
A burger that is lacking in any form of vegetable, fruit, or otherwise "healthy" topping.
I ordered a hamburger with only bacon and cheese on it, because I'm really hungry for a junk food burger tonight.
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when you sleep and eat at the same time.
Food time comes after nap time, not before, then comes food-nap time! That's my favorite time.
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The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.
I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.
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Music that does no real good for anyone - but you sure can enjoy it. This music is pop's current top 40 - or anything by Rick Astley.
I've been listening to way too much junk food music lately: Womanizer, Single Ladies, So What, Disturbia, Toxic, I'm Too Sexy - the list goes on...
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Music that has a complete lack of musical talent. Easy, and fast to make. "Fake Music"
I listened to that artist Jefree Star for the first time today, it was some Fast Food Music.
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