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A new diet that promotes the benefits of completely removing carbon and carbon derivatives from a person's diet.
This diet is limited to purified water, breathing clean air and limited tactile contact with carbon.
Wow, Calista Flockhart is looking skinnier and skinnier. She must be on that carbon free diet.
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Drug & Disease Free -- used frequently on craigslist.com
I am a single woman, 5'3", D & D Free .....
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Knuckle sandwich.
Punch in the mouth.
Say that again, and I'll give you a Chicago Free Lunch.
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Former president Barack Obama's favorite catchphrase used while in office
Obama had many great catchphrases but, my favorite one was "this dick ain't free".
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Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.
With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.
I hear your roomates are gone for the week I bet you are free base jerking off everywhere.
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Unhappy Free Orc is an experimental musical duo. In 2009 they released their first four albums, The Orcs Fighting Underhill, Last Chance to Evacuate Vuosaari City, Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly and Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil). Rumours about a fifth album called Female Mailbox, claimed to be released in early 2010, have been flying around the musical inner circle of Eastern Helsinki for several months.
The Unhappy Free Orc needs to do some live performances.
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1. A diet where all pretentious or fancy versions of delicious, simple foods are avoided.
(As first mentioned by Adam Carolla)
Waiter: Would you care to try the Pumpkin pie? We make it special by replacing the sugar with a mixture of blended dates and agave syrup, adding a hint of acorn squash to the pumpkin, replacing all dairy with almond milk, and a wheat germ crust with cinnamon bark.
John: No, that is unacceptable. I am on a Falutin-Free diet.
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