I've got a goo on me

A serious thirst for alcohol

I've got a goo on me and it's only eleven o'clock in the morning.

Meaning, I want alcohol right now and it's only eleven o'clock in the morning.

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Have you got land?

A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.

Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:

Man: "Have you got land?"

Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)

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i got my goggles on

when you get caught looking at a under age girl

Man "That's a Kid fool. why your staring at the little girl."
Perv "What Oh Dude I got my Goggles on !"

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I got dome ripped

I got really high

"Man last night I got dome ripped off that green"

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Cat got your thumbs

–adjective 1. temporarily deprived of the ability to think of a resonce, while texting, by strong emotion, physical weakness, exhaustion, etc.

You never responded to my text about being pregnant. What's the matter, cat got your thumbs?

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You ain’t got the dough

Another terminology for your behind is broke.

‘Dang it that bag is 30 dollars. I’m 20 dollars short.’
‘GURLL I got you I know you ain’t got the dough.’

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you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.

Really dude, you got to be shitting me.

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