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An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes
GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
a phrase that is followed by a repeating or stating the gag or the point of a sentence or action. it’s used to draw comedic attention to something somone said or did that’s either blatantly obvious or gag worthy that has you lowkey shook.
it was commonly used originally on social media sites such as twitter, instagram tiktok and reddit. but has recently been used commonly in the vocabulary and everyday colloquial slang of mainly POCs and members of the LGBTQ+ community.
it can be used as a way to throw shade.
not (the, its, he, she, they, y’all)
use pronoun, possessive determiner or determiner based on structure of the sentence.
example 1;
person 1: *walks in room, gasps, spins and blows an anime kiss*
person 2: “not the entrance featuring gasps, spins and an anime kiss”
example 2
person 1: bitch, i fell asleep in the bathroom on with my phone in my hand and dropping it.
person 2: damn, not he fell asleep
example 3
person 1: * walked in the office with the shoulder pads from 1980s with tacky and mix matched colors.*
person 2: *Says under breath*oh my God, not the ‘80s sholder pads and then tired color combination they thought was cute enough to leave the house looking like that
a person who cares greatly, however being your true love.
oh my god… how i love *him*.
no way - *he* must be the one.
him/he/his. is the one that i love!
Fu jian he. A slick chink
"You did you see that fu jian he?"
"Yes damn i wish i was him".
Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.
He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.
An inside joke within the Danny Phantom tumblr community. "It's not gay if he's dead" is a joke about people who want to fuck the ghosts. I don't know the origins of it lol
DP fan: "and then i was like, It's not gay if he's dead!"
Their hostage: "please let me go i haven't seen the sun in months"
The person who is not that guy, pal. Trust me. He isn't that guy
"Hey dude I dare you to do a bottle flip in the hallway"
"Nah man he's Zhi He he can't do nothing"